smallville - latest episode "idol" - mini rant {xpost}
This episode.... sent me to both the heights of happiness (the middle), and the pits of rage and despair (the END@#$@#$@#$). Like, 99% rage and 1% despair.
...............................F. G. S!!!!!! I mean, it was so freaking PERFECT. You know?! Okay, getting past the fact that its practically HERESY that Lois should fall for Clark ///FIRST///, she was in the most perfect, most faultless and nearly utopian place for Clark to finally come clean and CLois to truly begin, right? But -- once AGAIN -- Clark chose to lie to her, I even saw that moment, that facial expression, where he chose to lie to her........but I won't begin my rant on how SV-Clark has been missing/avoiding/burning down the CLois boat since freaking season 8 [officially] to avoid excessive use of profanity. Oyvey.
--Oh! Oh! And he had //HELP// last minute, lucky bas--/bucket/, in preserving the secret ID - the twins, I can forgive, I saw that save coming 4 commercials away, but.........................CHLOE. OH, CHLOE. I've honestly never shared in any of the fan-hate I've seen based on her past actions, not even the Davis stuff (though it made me disappointed and sorry) --- but WHAT SHE SAID. Ohhhh what she SAID. That ONE statement from her, about Lois? That's it. The first time I've ever outright ///////hated//////// the character.
*deep sigh*
(Yeah okay, that's it. I've got other rants on the backburner related to these, but my rage is temporarily spent, hehe. :) Hope I didn't scare anyone~~~ *cheerful wave*)
[EDIT] ....Aaaand, //NO//, the prologue and epilogue Clois scenes of this- this- |travesty| were not enough to mollify me ------- they were 100 triple chocolate fudge cakes and year-round Halloween, but no, not mollification. Faaaaaar from it.
Y'know why? I'll tell you! Yeah, I'll dare! 'Cause -------- deep down inside --------- /I don't believe SV-Clark really is in love/lust/infatuation/CLoisness-of-any-meaningful-kind with SV-Lois/.
THERE. I'VE SAID IT. OOOOOOOOOH SNAP!, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
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IN FACT, I SHALL GO FURTHER.
FROM NOW ON, [person-I-will-refer-henceforth-as-SubjectTW], IF I DON'T BELIEVE THE wuv!CLOIS ON YOUR PART[cuz subjectED is nearly SV-flawless in my eyes], then |NO| |SOUP| |FOR| |YOU| |.|
THERE. I've thrown down the gauntlet.
(((GOD I miss the movies. *flounces off to watch some classic Chris Reeves [minus the Lanaland movie - even if it /was/ Annette O'Toole]*)))
mood: 
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFck.
@#%&, characters, smallville, tv
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